Micah: “I want a berry with 100 seeds.”
Sarah: “Uh, strawberry?”
Micah: “I don’t know! It has 100 seeds!”
Sarah: “What color is it?”
Micah: “I don’t know. It has 100 seeds!”
Me: “Here’s a picture of a strawberry.”
Micah: “Yes! See, I told you!”
Micah asks what day it is.
“What today is tonight?”
Micah is singing a song while riding his bike. He stops next to me, asking, “Hey dad, do you like my song? It’s called Air in Your Eyeball.”
He sings it as he zooms away.
Brinley: They should separate pee and poop.
Me: Um… what?
Brinley: Pee and poop sound too similar. They should call pee… pellevity.
Micah is at the playground singing silly songs full of nonsense words. I ask him what he’s singing about. “Crimes,” he says cheerfully.
Brinley, terrified of bees, comes across a dead bee on the sidewalk.
“Argh! A bee!”
“Don’t worry,” says Sarah, “It’s already dead.”
“Well, step on it and make it more dead.”
Tonight I shave while the kids are in the bath. Brin has fun likening me to Santa but then hits me with, “You don’t look jolly to me; you’re shaving off all of your love. Your beard.”
Brin awkwardly gets in the bath tonight and makes a bit of a splash. To calm any fears I might have she says, “Don’t be alert, I tried to do that.”
Brinley: “Can I have a piece of toast?”
Sarah: “Sure.”
Brinley: “Scraped.”
Sarah: “Sure.”
Brinley: “With nothing on it.”
Sarah: “Okay.”
Brinley: “Plain.”
Sarah: “So you want a piece of bread.”
Brinley: “Yes! That’s it!”
Brin wonders aloud who created the nice lines in the front yard.
“Who… lawned the… mow?”