Brinley, terrified of bees, comes across a dead bee on the sidewalk.
“Argh! A bee!”
“Don’t worry,” says Sarah, “It’s already dead.”
“Well, step on it and make it more dead.”
Tonight I shave while the kids are in the bath. Brin has fun likening me to Santa but then hits me with, “You don’t look jolly to me; you’re shaving off all of your love. Your beard.”
Brin awkwardly gets in the bath tonight and makes a bit of a splash. To calm any fears I might have she says, “Don’t be alert, I tried to do that.”
Brin wonders aloud who created the nice lines in the front yard.
“Who… lawned the… mow?”
Brinley: I wonder how big God is.”
Micah: “He is two hours and a couple of growing up.”
Brinley has a talk with Micah about heaven and how she can’t wait to see him hug God. The way she chose to start the conversation? “Micah, I’m excited to see you die.”
Micah, on being rich: “I got lots of coins in my pinkybink.”
Brinley: “My friend Ammie picks her nose for a midnight snack.”
Micah: “Like me!”
Brinley throws a piece of clothing, and it winds up under her bed.
“Oh no! Not the stinky place!” she says, “I fart under there every day.”
We’re having dinner. Mommy asks Micah if he’d like another bit of food. He says, “I not hungry. My tummy have zero space.”